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When your test is not multiple choice.
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When people say they like my blog I calmly say thank you with a smiley but on the inside I want to bake you a cake and make you a mixed CD filled with all your old favorite songs that you can’t remember anymore so that when you play it you feel all nostalgic and happy and then throw glitter at you because I love you.
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“I do not understand why prostitution is illegal. Why should prostitution be...”
– George Carlin  (via titusfog)
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smoking-daisies: life is like a box of chocolates in the middle of it, you realize you’re fat and no one loves you
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zeldea: why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
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anrdew: unfollowing me won’t make your parents love you
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Parent: These years are the best of your life!
Me: wait what it gets worse
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Replying to a comment that pissed you off. .
“Ardd, this bitch wanna play. ..
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Why is it that wet hair is darker, if water is...
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REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO...
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toocooltobehipster: edgur: k1mkardashian: lmaooo “i totally just farted” that’s america for you It’s Canadian Idol ^
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obsesses over an embarrassment that happened yesterday obsesses over an embarrassment that happened last month obsesses over an embarrassment that happened when i was 3 years old
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Oh, you stick your middle finger up in pictures
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When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know Those fries could be salted with tears
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dblaksle: guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?  I do.
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“You don’t need to watch another episode,” I said. “You have to get up kind of early tomorrow,” I said. “Why are you hitting the play button,” I said.
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shavingryansprivates: look at this goddamn shoe fuckin look at it
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metallikato: I see a little silhouetto of a man ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE  Will you do the fandango? ＴＨＵＮＤＥＲＢＯＬＴＳ　ＡＮＤ　ＬＩＧＨＴＮＩＮＧ ＶＥＲＹ　ＶＥＲＹ　ＦＲＩＧＨＴＥＮＩＮＧ　 Me! Galileo,Galileo Galileo,Galileo  Galileo, Figaro magnificooooooooooo~ 
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Anonymous asked: What?!?! You're going to thailand?!?! How long are you not going to be blogging for then????
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